Friday, March 2, 2007

Beautiful Thoughts....!!!!


When we share laughter,
There's twice the fun;
When we share success,
We surpass what we've done.

When we share problems,
There's half the pain;
When we share tears,
A rainbow follows rain.

When we share dreams,
They become more real;
When we share secrets,
It's our hearts we reveal.

If we share a smile,
Then our love shows;
If we share a hug,
Then our love grows.

If we share with someone
On whom we depend,
That person becomes
Family or friend.

And what draws us closer
And makes us all care,
Is not what we have,
But the things that we share.

Filmi Definations of Some technical Words....

Filmi definations of some technical words.....

PentiumII & Pentium I :== Bade Miyan Chote Miyan

An employee who signs a bond :== Bandhan

An employee who is ready to sign a bond :== Dulhan Banu Main Teri

An employee without signing bond :== Kachche Dhage

Sister concern :== Judwa

Boss se to employees when asked for increment :== Kuch Kuch Hota Hain

An employee who works sincerely :== Dil Se

An employee who is ready to leave his job :== Doli Saja Ke Rakhna

A project having two projects leaders :== aik Phool Do Mali

An employee without accommodation :== Par! desi Babu

Password :== China Gate

Super User Password :== Gupt


An employee who sticks to a company for more than 3 years :== Amar Prem

Bill Gates :== Hum se Badh kar Kaun

Microsoft Corporation :== Ustadon Ke Ustad

Ctrl C+ Ctrl V :== Duplicate

An employee on probation :== Paying Guest

Ctrl + Alt + Del :== Aakhri Raasta

An employee who frequently changes the company :== Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi

Group Leader :== Khal Nayak

Backup :== Jagte Raho

Dos & Windows :== Do Raaste

F1 :== Guide

Internet Door :== Gagan Ki Chav Main

Operator vs computer :== Main Khiladi Tu Anadi

Windows 95 :== Bade Dilwala

Undelete :== Naya Jeewan

Project incharge :== Mohra

An employee ho falls in love during his posting In foreign country :== Love in

Tokyo

An employee who left the job without informing :== 9 do 11 Nau Do Gyarah

Mail Merge in MS Word :== Sangam

Server :== Godfather

Interview :== Muqabla

Result of Interview :== Kadwa Sach



A system infected by virus :== Pyaar to Hona Hi Tha

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Hard disk vs Floppy Disk :== Gharwali Baharwali

Boss having less knowledge than employee :== Baap Numbari Beta Dus Numbari

Rare Photos of Einstin










Hi fnds.. I have found some very rare photos of one of the greatest scientists of the world... Mr. Einstin... Just Check it out...

Love Poem


Love!
love can be red,like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
love can be blue,like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strenght
.....the color of perfect skies
love can be yellow,bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open fields
love can be green,peaceful and serene i can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
love can be orange,the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
love can be purple,the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment i first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement
.....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world

Formula for successful company and business career


Formula for successful company and business career

This post will be interesting to read.. Go Ahead… read it..

I was getting bored in HBO (Human Behavior in Organization) that teach us how to behave in Organization… I never find this subject interesting… they can’t teach us how to behave in real life just by teaching us theory in classroom, so I have nothing to do in this lecture.. I started wondering anything.. and then one idea struck in my mind.. What is secret behind some of biggest and well known companies in the world?

with little bit brainstorming I get this two thing common in some of successful company of world.. here it is

1) To start your own company, you should get your best friend with you and
start your business, bcoz I find some of the world best company started
by two best friend. Like,

Apple - Steve Jobs & Steve Wozniak
Microsoft - Bill Gates & Paul Allen
Yahoo! - David Filo n Jerry Yang
HP - David Packard & William Hewlett
Google - Larry Page & Sergey Brin

Wikipedia - Jimmy Donal Wales & Larry Sanger

2) Start your company in garage :)
yes, you read it right… some of the best company initially started in garage
some of them are,

HP, Apple, Infosys, Google (Google’s first office was in garage) and
Amazon (not much sure).

and if you live in India there is 3rd option for you. study from study engineering from IIT and MBA from IIM.

Some of well know person who studied from IIT/IIM

Rajat Gupta - B. Tech (mechanical eng), IIT-Delhi (McKinsey)

Arun Sarin - IIT Kharagpur (Vodafone CEO)

N R Narayanmurthy - IIT Kanpur (Founder of Infosys)

Nandan Nilekeni - IIT Bombay ( Infosys CEO)

Indra Nooyi -IIM Calcutta (Pepsi Co. President)

Arun Netravali - IIT Bombay (former President of Bell Laboratories)

Suhas Patil - IIT Kharagpur (Founder Cirrus Logic)

R Subramanian - IIT Madras & IIM Ahmedabad (Founder of Subhiksha Retail )

Sanjeev Bikhchandani - IIM A (Founder of Naukri.com)

Some funny fullforms of IT Companies


Hi Friends, I have found funny fullforms of some IT Companies... Read it and enjoy...

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees