Friday, March 2, 2007
Beautiful Thoughts....!!!!
When we share laughter,
There's twice the fun;
When we share success,
We surpass what we've done.
When we share problems,
There's half the pain;
When we share tears,
A rainbow follows rain.
When we share dreams,
They become more real;
When we share secrets,
It's our hearts we reveal.
If we share a smile,
Then our love shows;
If we share a hug,
Then our love grows.
If we share with someone
On whom we depend,
That person becomes
Family or friend.
And what draws us closer
And makes us all care,
Is not what we have,
But the things that we share.
Filmi Definations of Some technical Words....
PentiumII & Pentium I :== Bade Miyan Chote Miyan
An employee who signs a bond :== Bandhan
An employee who is ready to sign a bond :== Dulhan Banu Main Teri
An employee without signing bond :== Kachche Dhage
Sister concern :== Judwa
Boss se to employees when asked for increment :== Kuch Kuch Hota Hain
An employee who works sincerely :== Dil Se
An employee who is ready to leave his job :== Doli Saja Ke Rakhna
A project having two projects leaders :== aik Phool Do Mali
An employee without accommodation :== Par! desi Babu
Password :== China Gate
Super User Password :== Gupt
An employee who sticks to a company for more than 3 years :== Amar Prem
Bill Gates :== Hum se Badh kar Kaun
Microsoft Corporation :== Ustadon Ke Ustad
Ctrl C+ Ctrl V :== Duplicate
An employee on probation :== Paying Guest
Ctrl + Alt + Del :== Aakhri Raasta
An employee who frequently changes the company :== Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi
Group Leader :== Khal Nayak
Backup :== Jagte Raho
Dos & Windows :== Do Raaste
F1 :== Guide
Internet Door :== Gagan Ki Chav Main
Operator vs computer :== Main Khiladi Tu Anadi
Windows 95 :== Bade Dilwala
Undelete :== Naya Jeewan
Project incharge :== Mohra
An employee ho falls in love during his posting In foreign country :== Love in
Tokyo
An employee who left the job without informing :== 9 do 11 Nau Do Gyarah
Mail Merge in MS Word :== Sangam
Server :== Godfather
Interview :== Muqabla
Result of Interview :== Kadwa Sach
A system infected by virus :== Pyaar to Hona Hi Tha
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Hard disk vs Floppy Disk :== Gharwali Baharwali
Boss having less knowledge than employee :== Baap Numbari Beta Dus Numbari
Rare Photos of Einstin
Love Poem
Love!
love can be red,like the intense heat of a passionate kiss
.....the color of sweetness
.....the color of strawberries
love can be blue,like the comfort we take in a pair of denim jeans
.....the color of strenght
.....the color of perfect skies
love can be yellow,bright and warm like the morning sun
.....like the sounds of laughters of children on the merry-go-round
.....like the sounds of fun from the boys flying kites in the open fields
love can be green,peaceful and serene i can hear your heart beats
.....it is the feeling of a loving hand that touch a grieving heart
.....it is the whispering of trusting words to a distressing soul
love can be orange,the loudness of it can drive you up a wall
.....it can drive you to sing like nobody is listening
.....it can drive you to dance like nobody is watching
love can be purple,the courage we need to love bravely and unselfishly
.....the moment i first kiss you i know that i am not afraid to risk involvement
.....the day the declaration of your love for me was made known to the world
Formula for successful company and business career
Formula for successful company and business career
This post will be interesting to read.. Go Ahead… read it..
I was getting bored in HBO (Human Behavior in Organization) that teach us how to behave in Organization… I never find this subject interesting… they can’t teach us how to behave in real life just by teaching us theory in classroom, so I have nothing to do in this lecture.. I started wondering anything.. and then one idea struck in my mind.. What is secret behind some of biggest and well known companies in the world?
with little bit brainstorming I get this two thing common in some of successful company of world.. here it is
1) To start your own company, you should get your best friend with you and
start your business, bcoz I find some of the world best company started
by two best friend. Like,
Apple - Steve Jobs & Steve Wozniak
Microsoft - Bill Gates & Paul Allen
Yahoo! - David Filo n Jerry Yang
HP - David Packard & William Hewlett
Google - Larry Page & Sergey Brin
Wikipedia - Jimmy Donal
2) Start your company in garage
yes, you read it right… some of the best company initially started in garage
some of them are,
HP, Apple, Infosys, Google (Google’s first office was in garage) and
Amazon (not much sure).
and if you live in
Some of well know person who studied from IIT/IIM
Rajat Gupta - B. Tech (mechanical eng), IIT-Delhi (McKinsey)
Arun Sarin - IIT Kharagpur (Vodafone CEO)
N R Narayanmurthy - IIT
Nandan Nilekeni - IIT
Indra Nooyi -IIM
Arun Netravali - IIT Bombay (former President of Bell Laboratories)
Suhas Patil - IIT Kharagpur (Founder Cirrus Logic)
R Subramanian - IIT
Sanjeev Bikhchandani - IIM A (Founder of Naukri.com)
Some funny fullforms of IT Companies
Hi Friends, I have found funny fullforms of some IT Companies... Read it and enjoy...
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees